If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Invisible Children Foundation.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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