- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What's two plus two? Window

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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being sober in a bar fight

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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