- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

snowglobe

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Julian Ha.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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