why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Mahmy

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Women can vote? WTF

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Anti Joke

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