What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Womens rights.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Read a Book.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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