You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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