Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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hello

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What does water taste like? Water

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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