- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Women's rights.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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