Joesph Triphook.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

rocky is here again.......................

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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