- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

kennah campion... being nice

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Once upon a time

The game.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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