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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

what goes woof ? A dog.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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