- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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