Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Mahmy

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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