- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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