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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

what are you mike bibby?

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Albert your flies undone.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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