- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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