I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

gay porn...

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

wanna here a joke? you.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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