How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Knock, Knock Who's There

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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