What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

How come grilled cheese?

WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why can't february march Because april may

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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