A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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