- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama lin Baden.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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