haha Otarts was here

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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This sentance contains three errers

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