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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Everybody will die

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Why can't february march Because april may

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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