Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

A man did not like this site

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

wanna here a joke? you.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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