- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Knock, Knock Who's There

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Rush Limbaugh

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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