thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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