What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

wanna here a joke? you.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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A child walks into a classroom.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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