- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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