Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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David Cameron

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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