- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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