What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Terraria

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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