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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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