Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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