Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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