- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

9/11 my birthday

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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