Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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