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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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