How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Blacks

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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