whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why can't february march Because april may

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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