What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why was the gay guy sad?

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

your face

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

steven hawking walks into a bar

Everybody will die

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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