- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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