- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

9/11 my birthday

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

A woman wears a dress.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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