- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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