- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

What hurts like hell? HELL

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Knock Know! Come in!

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Morning wood.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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