- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Connor is homo

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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