What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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