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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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VITAMIN C!

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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