- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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