-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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Anti Joke

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