- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Knock Knock Who did that?

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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